original post: https://redd.it/p146gt
Since you were impotent, your girlfriend mentioned getting a sperm donor... You just never imagined that she would get it straight from the source!
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Your bully said he would leave you alone if your girlfriend went
You Were Worried Something Might Happen At The Pool Party, But
You thought you heard a lot of wet slapping...Nothing could prepare
you all know wat to do after Deepika Padukone takes this position
You were visiting your girlfriend at her dorm room, when you
get it straight from the tap!
You’re waiting for your childhood crush and best friend at
you'll need to drink it straight from the udder!! 🍻
The group of friends had been talking about their wildest fantasies
Straight from the source
You were worried your girlfriend wouldn't like her first experience