If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, Coz I

I wonder if the Barista at my local coffee shop would let me

I think i'm starting to understand why my Landlord wont repair

The way to this girls heart is through her butthole!

Be warned! ...If you look directly into my butthole it WILL end

Eat. Sleep. Jiggle. Repeat.

It honestly still amazes me how tight my little asshole is after

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Any ass Assassins out there!?

When I put the signal up, you know what to do!

She's a very kinky gurrrrrrrrrl! (The kind you most definitely

Rules are rules! ...If you can beat me, you can eat me!

...THIS is why I can't be left unattended!