Who Needs a Man When You Have a Perfectly Good Right Hand?

Who needs a toilet when you have a big ol' kitchen sink? [F]

Who needs a kitten when you have man’s best friend? 🐶💕

Who needs a Fleshlight when you have your sister!

Who needs a urinal when you have a black slut?

Who needs a urinal when you have a black slut?

Who needs a GF when you have a new STEP MOM 💋

who needs a belt when you have one of these

Who needs a shirt when you have mermaid hair?

Who needs an ashtray when you have a woman?

Who needs an ashtray when you have a woman?

Who needs a blanket when you have me to keep you toasty?