HMFT after I nosedive onto the riverbank

HMFT After I mindlessly cross the road

HMFT after getting hit in the face with a piston

Guy messed with the bull and got the horns

HMFT after walking up like a tough guy

HMFT after I cut down the limb that my ladder is resting on

HMFT after I flip into the next life

Carjackers escape narrowly after fucking with the wrong guy

Played Himself: Dude Messed With The Wrong Bodega Worker And

After over a decade with the same guy, mommy’s been taking

After over a decade with the same guy, mommy’s been taking

I messed with the wrong hooker when I tried to hire her for a