Sorry your daughter got home so late this morning. Something

You went to a bar with your gf where she met two with whom she

Am I cute enough to be your stay at home butt slut?

Now you can stay home and wash your hair!

Hubby had to stay late at the office, so by the time he got home

I stay out late on the weekends meeting men all around Philadelphia.

Tell your manager you need to stay home and work her ass instead

Sorry boss, I can’t stay late I have a big package waiting

I told my husband that I was bringing my friend from the gym

POV: you see a 6’2 Brazilian girl when you come home from work,

Would you take me to the beach or prefer to stay at home? 👙⛱️

This is why we rather stay at home