now it makes sense why she comes home with so much cash

"Good friends" [oc]

She got over it pretty quick

Your friends are so nice taking care of your gf whilst you're

Your wife's bull left you a birthday gift

She never swallows for you

It only took 20 minutes for three guys to show up and use her

He has a point though

Well...

quarantine blues

well that's a relief

you think she really means it?

Your neighbour was at the door in under five minutes