Pay close attention to your surroundings when it's this foggy

Beer is on me.

Had to pee in this unexpected Texas snow

Food allergy ain't no joke

Hmmmmm

What did you get up to at the party last night?

don’t bring a knife to a gun fight

It's a lovely Las Vegas morning. Think I'll go for a jog.

Look both ways before crossing the street

Unexpected friend.

Unexpected Deepthroat Cumshot

Sometimes life takes unexpected turns, and this is one journey