You’re pretty jealous of your douchebag roommate. Your girlfriend

You can't resist getting a boner when you see hot girls, but

When you sugar daddy dead but you still need his money

Dick Just Feels Better When You Already Have Cum On You [mf]

When you get stood up but still need to cum

When you’re an adult but still has the humor of a middle schooler

When you want to bottom but also still Top

When you want to Bottom but also still Top

when you're feeling slutty but still trying to be festive

When you put in twice the work ;-)

When you put in twice the work ;-)

When you want to bottom but also still Top