And here’s why I’m always late to work 😩

And here’s why we’re not allowed on playgrounds anymore 🤷‍♀️

Fight for local pizza and here’s why! 🥵

Fight for local pizza and here’s why! 🥵

Fight for local pizza and here’s why! 🥵

Fight for local pizza and here’s why! 🥵

Fight for local pizza and here’s why! 🥵

Fight for local pizza and here’s why!

Fight for local pizza and here’s why!

Fight for local pizza and here’s why! 🥵

Everyone who’s fucked my fat ass has never pulled out, and

Just waiting for my pizza and can’t help myself.