Got into work a lil late this morning.. and here's why [f19]

And here’s why I’m always late to work 😩

And here’s why I’m always late to work 😩

And here’s why I’m always late to work 😩

And here’s why we’re not allowed on playgrounds anymore 🤷‍♀️

Fight for local pizza and here’s why! 🥵

Fight for local pizza and here’s why! 🥵

Fight for local pizza and here’s why! 🥵 Link below 🙊

Everyone who’s fucked my fat ass has never pulled out, and

You game for some pizza and creampies this week?

shirts should be illegal, and here's why; my two big, perky points

shirts should be illegal, and here's why; my two big, perky points