And here’s why I’m always late to work 😩

And here’s why we’re not allowed on playgrounds anymore 🤷‍♀️

And here’s why we’re not allowed on playgrounds anymore 🤷‍♀️

And here’s why we’re not allowed on playgrounds anymore 🤷‍♀️

Fight for local pizza and here’s why! 🥵

Fight for local pizza and here’s why! 🥵

Fight for local pizza and here’s why! 🥵

Fight for local pizza and here’s why! 🥵

This isn’t NSFW, but it is, and here’s why

Everyone who’s fucked my fat ass has never pulled out, and

Fight For NY was and still is that shit, beefs was def settled

shirts should be illegal, and here's why; my two big, perky points