the floor is fine but i’d rather sit on a face

don't u mind if I sit on ur face rq?

Hopefully you don’t mind if I sit on your face?

Mind if I sit on your face for a sec?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I want to sit on a stranger's face, I hope you don't mind?

Mind if I sit on your face?

Don't mind me I'm just deciding whether to sit on your face or

Your face looks really comfy do you mind if I sit down 😏🧡

I’m looking for a face to sit on, mind if I use yours?

I’m looking for a face to sit on, mind if I use yours? ;)

Do you mind if I sit on your face?