She bullied and controlled you completely. One day she told you

I’m your new roommate and I walk around the house like this.

I’m your new roommate and I walk around the house like this.

You used to hang out all the time together but nowadays she barely

I’m your new roommate and my holes need filling

I’m your new roommate and my holes need filling

I’m your new roommate and my holes need filling

I’m your new roommate and my holes need filling

That's right boys. Stay gooning. When you good, your brains melt,

Why dont we skip class and you let your new roommate ride you

If I was your new roommate and you discovered my secret…would

🫦 I’m your new roommate and you come home to me dressed