"Surprise! We're taking a family vacation today! Sorry you couldn't

All the porn you'd been jerking off to made you impotent. Oh

Oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️ didn’t want my masculinity anyway

If the weather is nice, I'll drive like this! Oh who am I kidding,

I didn't see you there. Oh I can sit here anyway @_@

Torch isn’t big enough 🤷‍♂️. Oh well catching a buzz

Uh oh! My gym shorts have a hole. I’m still going to wear them

Oh god your sure this isn’t gay gooner because your cosplaying

You asked for Anal and I'm finally ready to give it to you, so

Oh no you caught me, anyway...😉

Oh oops how did that happen? Anyway do you like them? Hihi..

“Anyway thanks for being so accommodating man” I continued