Excuse me sir, do you need help with your wood? (OC)

Do I pass the smash test?

[F] excuse me, sir.. do you have anywhere I can sit on? 🥺

Excuse me sir, do you eat my ass?

Do I pass the whiteboy test?🥺

Excuse me sir do you have a face I could sit on real quick :)

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord &

Excuse me sir do you have a face I can sit on

excuse me sir, do you want Coffee, tea, or me?

I'm 42 do I pass the hotwife test ? Yes or No

[20] do I pass the jiggle test ?

Excuse me, sir. Do you have any idea how fast you were scrolling?