(36) I was drunk the other night, this was on my phone the next

Your tits were bigger so you couldn't figure out why he broke

Couldn't figure out why we loosing so much in our uni league,

Your sister has been dating a big black guy lately, and she brought

Today You Figured Out Why Your Sister is Constantly Home when

Now you know why your wife was begging you to invite your Hindu

Erica had no idea why she had gotten so horny today and why she

Have you figured out why my yoga students are so devoted?

Was so sore the next day from him spreading my legs wide open

Your bully makes you lay down when he fucks your wife’s throat

You watch your soccer game while your wife plays with me in the

It was hard to walk the next day but so worth it 🥵