original post: https://redd.it/oqcjxp
Don't have sex!
taboocaptions by Smutty-Stuff
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Don’t ask for source I don’t have it
I blame it on my GF, but if she only knew that the real reason
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg.
I always blame her because we don't have sex, but if she only
Sex is like air; it is not really important unless you don't
Riding BBC 101 :Don't have sex with your BF the same day, you
don't be fooled, no one wants to have sex with an ugly little
If you suddenly look - do not kiss,If you kiss, don't have sex
If you look at me, don't kiss; if you kiss, don't have sex with
My bud reassured me this isn’t gay as long as we don’t have
My girlfriend asked why we don’t have sex anymore…