[NSFW] I stubbed my toe on some furniture

Stubbed my toe the other day

I stubbed my toe real bad

I stubbed my toe really badly a couple days ago and it filled

If I had a dollar for every time I stubbed my toe, I'd be a millionaire.

If I had a dollar for every time I stubbed my toe, I'd be a millionaire.

If I had a dollar for every time I stubbed my toe, I'd be a millionaire.

If I had a dollar for every time I stubbed my toe, I'd be a millionaire.

Getting your toe bit by a shark while your girlfriend is definitely

My toe got stubbed and the toenail got cut off halfway ( a thread)

My toe got stubbed and the toenail got cut off halfway ( a thread)

My toe got stubbed by a pail and toenail got cut off halfway.