Every time I try to feed my bp frozen thawed this happens. He

This happens every time I start the app...

This happens every time I drink wine.

This happens every time I get into the shower....

This happens every time i scroll through reddit [timelapse]

This happens every time I get a hotel suite

This happens every time I wear my latex gloves!

Every time I try to escape my gf puts me in this armbinder and

This happens every time I win ;)

This happens every time I hang out with my black friends.

This happens every time she drinks...

This happens every time she drinks...