i turned myself into a mermaid last weekend, what do you think?

A huge cumshot on myself. Anyone fancy licking me clean?

I fancy myself a sexy MacGyver, full of simple makeshift solutions...

I fancy myself a sexy MacGyver, full of simple makeshift solutions...

I fancy myself a sexy MacGyver, full of simple makeshift solutions...

That's some technique. The fancy motion, er, "primes the pump"

Fancy myself a mermaid

Got myself a fancy new toy

Chastity belt - Fancy? Restraining? Preventing me to touch myself?

Nothing fancy. Just a horny mom impaling myself on a rubber dick

Fancy guessing the accident I got myself into?

Dressed up all at a fancy event, but still can’t help myself