This is why they don't allow toys in school anymore

This is why I don't need a pushup bra (F)

This is why aliens don't contact us.

This is why I don't hike

This is why, “you don’t go back”...

This is why, “you don’t go back”...

This is why you don’t use your tits as a wallet 😅🙈🤷🏻‍♀️🇨🇦

this is why I don't want a mistress I need A master

This is why I don’t wear panties under my skirt

This is why you don’t straighten your legs when you do leg

This is why you don't start a fight with someone twice your Size.That

and this is why I don't need to study to pass my tests