Casting couch

Your girlfriend decided to invite the guy she told you not to

You can still sit on the couch but your gf will never give you

He was crashing on your couch. You knew he had a big cock and

She doesn't give a fuck! She closed the bedroom door on her way

You're on the couch unable to sleep, listening to his moans of

You're sitting on the couch unsure of what to do

Your bud had zero interest crashing on the couch anyway

Taking every inch of the BBC while you are sleeping on the couch

My roommate’s girlfriend was cold and her boyfriend was asleep

While I jerkoff on the living room couch all night listening

Your girlfriend tries to clean up before you get home, but sometimes