Are you just going to let me stroke this thick piece of meat

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a jackhammer in your pocket or are you just glad to see

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is pegging & femdom your thing? Or maybe you like feet, squirting,

Is that a banana or are you just happy to see me? 😉

Is that a light saber in your pants or are you just happy to

Is that a light saber in your pants or are you just happy to

My thick ass is under your Christmas tree, are you opening me

Is that some Halloween candy in your pocket, or are you just

Is this your mess or are you cleaning up?