HMFT after I help reign in this camel.

HMFT after I lift these weights

HMFT after I put my bike on this car roof

HMFT after a bull picks me up by the jaw (/r/holdmyfeedingtube)

HMFT after I take a sloppy Death Valley Driver off a roof, intending

HMFT after I fall on an upside down stool

MMC after I fall off my motorcycle while trying to recreate a

HMFT after I fall off a parade float (xpost from r/abruptchaos)

HMFT after (Different Angle) I get my goods stolen after being

HMFT after I break my neck while wrestling. This is the most

HMFT after I ride my bicycle off this cliff

2 Dead after bus falls off cliff.