Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it

Life is a beach [/u/brogrammer24]

You see that hot chick parading around topless on the beach,

Life is a beach

life is a race and you are the racist

Life is so much better when you give in and accept defeat

Life is not easy and even less if you have that worm between

Life is not easy and even less if you have that worm between

Life is a stage, and I'm here to put on a seductive show

Life is a stage, and I'm here to put on a seductive show

Life is a stage, and I'm here to put on a seductive show

I'll tease you until your little clit is dripping cum and then