Tfw you find out your date has a dick and she's bigger than you

You can fill me up when I'm home alone like this

Tfw you find out what the nerdy girl in your class has been hiding

Tfw you find out what the nerdy girl in your class has been hiding

if you had the choice of go out party with friends or stay in

tfw you’ve been cursed with massive length but only average

tfw you’ve been cursed with massive length but only average

Went out drinking and had to dump my pump 😭

You through your wife was going to dinner with friends, but really

Out to dinner with friends but had to prove I was plugged in

Your girlfriend went out drinking with her coworkers, she told

You let her go out clubbing with her friends