Would you let me sit on your face Sir?

Excuse me sir can i sit on your face

Excuse me sir do you have a face I could sit on ;)

Can I please sit on your face instead sir

Excuse me sir, can I sit on your face?

Excuse me sir, may I sit on your face or would you prefer your

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

May I sit on your face sir?

Permission to sit on your face, sir