I overheard my daughter complain to my wife that her boyfriend

[F] I rarely leave the house without a collar on now. Anyway,

Never leave the house without it

i was ugly loser at highschool but i made a promise that college

I'd never leave the house

would you let me leave the house without a bra

would you let me leave the house without a bra

My man doesn’t leave the house without being drained first…

Your wife Miley Cyrus every single time you leave the house,

[M4F] Stupid malfunctioning sex droid. It won't let me leave

Mama ain’t raised no fool, daddy told me never leave the house

I never let my roomie leave the house without a gift from his