Thanks for letting me sleep in your shirt and boxers ! And don’t

Your girlfriend said she likes black. You thought she was talking

Thanks for letting me use your girlfriend

Your girlfriend said she had to drive a coworker home, you expected

Would you come help daddy clean this up? [OC]

Your wife said you’re great around the house.. can you help

Thanks for letting me barrow your wife you can lend me her anytime

Your girlfriend said she was going to the beach with her friend

Your girlfriend said she was going to talk with your bully so

thanks for letting me use your throat bud, I was getting really

Your girlfriend said she’d do anything to get me to stop bullying

You stayed over at your mom’s best friend’s house last night