🏈 When you've got the BOYS over to watch some FOOTBALL!!!

Inviting your mate over when you’ve got the house to yourself.

When you're a white boy trying to watch thirst traps

You don't need a cum rag when you've got a fuckdoll like me 😈😇

You don't need a cum rag when you've got a fuckdoll like me 😈😇

You don't need a cum rag when you've got a fuckdoll like me 😈😇

You don't need a cum rag when you've got a fuckdoll like me 😈😇

Who needs a yoga instructor when you've got the ultimate toy

Who needs bedrooms when you’ve got the great outdoors?

Who needs to see the fireworks when you've got the best view

When you’ve got to get out and do dad stuff, but have to find

Who needs a small one when you've got the bigger, better option?