When your sister met me on the beach she quickly understood her

When your nut doesn’t obey the laws of edging. I’m sorry

When your skinny friend gets all the dick in the house

when your teammate passes you and the ball

When your bro is putting in the work

When your cunt so loose that the dick just falls out when slamming

When your man leaves you in the hotel to go to work so you invite

When you go to blow off the deck but there’s a snake in the

When your ‘be real’ goes off and your masturbating ;)

When your wife Samantha Sin becomes the trophy for your favorite

The Italian porn gif was the first thing that caught her eye.

When your hubby helps take off your underwear so you can focus