I've got no cock to ride, so this pillow is the next best thing

I’m not allowed to take it out so I’ll have to do the next

When you wanted to be a sword swallower at Cirque du Soleil but

When you wanted to be a sword swallower at Cirque du Soleil but

The Next Best Thing From My Cum On Her Tits Is Her Spit

the next best thing to no bra! ;)

If I can’t fuck you I’ll have the next best thing

I don't have any fireworks for tonight so here's the next best

I used to goon all day, til he came along and locked me up tight!

The next best thing to an actual hot load of cum on my face 😍

the next best thing to bouncing on cock

The next best thing to being her, is fucking her