Can't dick you down so Kik is the next best thing

When you wanted to be a sword swallower at Cirque du Soleil but

I didn't have a face to sit on to squirt soni used the next best

Sorry guys, sustained a concussion yesterday and couldn’t be

I love showing my tits. If I can’t flash you in public, this

Got bored of reading! Decided to do the next best thing

A cucumber is the next best thing

Got a little hungry this morning, Dont have a daddy around, so,

We had been best friends since before highschool, so when he

Hes the next best thing after your face

POV: you just sent me a video of you long stroking my mom but

Any better feeling than a nice hot shower in the morning. Well