original post: https://redd.it/alv0iu
Hold my beer while I jump off the pier and shit myself
holdmybeer by cnrxtbn
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Hold my beer while I arm wrestle
Hold my fries while I jump the rail
Hold my beer while I balance on this rail.
Hold my beer while I get shit faced in public and get arrested
If even 4 guys see my 18 y/o ass, I’ll celebrate and fuck myself
Hold my boobs while i jump on you ? ;)
Trying to balance getting off the game and getting myself off
Hold my beer while I perform surgery with rusty pliers
I laughed at the guy peeking through the hole. A stranger walks