I may be in trouble

Same here

This is a no-brainer

I just like to see them enjoying themselves

Before the internet, this was all there was at times. It was

Good question

Two alpha men + one beta man = a real fun time for the beta

you are his sissy pet

Good thing you're so open-minded... but imagine how wrong it

It just means you're curious, not gay or anything... right?

I obviously didn't cum from the dildo in my ass!

I only use it because I don't like it