A little reveal I sent a friend this morning... can I wake you

My wife said she was going to the gym this morning but our friend

Mom had said she was going for a sleepover at her friend's place,

Your best friend stayed over last night, this morning he sent

Last night my gf Zendaya got home all horny and bossy, demanded

After her nasty divorce, my neighbor started buying weed from

When my wife's best friend approached me with the idea of a body

my friend sent me this on snap this morning

My friend sent this to our shitposting chat at 1 in the morning

my friend dead ass sent me this at 3 in the morning

My boyfriend sent me a video of him stretching my best friend

[F4M] You were asking where I was for an hour during the NYE