Could probably take someones eye out with this thing

I could really use some help with this thing...

Can I slap you in the face with this thing? I promise it won't

Can I slap you in the face with this thing? I promise it won't

Hitting home runs with my bat all day!

"Kid? Can you stop calling me kid- his ID says he's 19. And besides,

Just got this toy from Bestvibe that WILL show you how big you

Could use some help over here with this thing ;)

Could use some help over here with this thing ;)

Could you give me a hand with this thing? 🥺

Can you help me with this thing? 😋

can I slap you with this thing?