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Who needs sunscreen this summer when you have cum to rub in
PrettyLittleCumsluts by slut-wit-a-butt
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Who needs an expensive dildo when you have a fresh can of Monster?
Who needs a pocket pussy when you can have a petite goth instead
Who needs a squirt gun when you have these hehe
Who needs an alarm clock when you have an asshole roommate?
Who needs a personal trainer when you have this booty to work
Who needs a midnight snack when you can have me
Who needs a fanny pack when you have a built-in shelf for snacks?
Who needs a blanket when you have me to keep you toasty?
Who needs this robe when you have your crocs
Who needs an alarm clock when you can wake up like this. Taking
Who needs a cleaning service when you have me xD
