I guess a [F]inger will have to do

No dick? Dildo will have to do.

Couldn't (f)ind my dildo, so the plug will have to do.

No dick? Dildo will have to do.

I no longer have a dick so this will have to do

Until you get here, this will have to do….

Since my last one was so popular... cant wait until I can fit

Will you please play with this 30 year old MILF so I don’t

I'm waiting for you so my dildo will have to do

When there’s no other dicks around your own will have to do

Can’t get any cum so whip cream will have to do

I don’t have a real dick so this will have to do