Is anyone still awake? this is as good of a video as i can make.

This is my kind of self-care

This is our version of a full body massage...Wanna be next??

This is the type of self care Mac Miller was talking about, right?

This is the story of a European first timer in her first private

This is your sign to try chocolate pussy this year

This is your sign to breed an East African girl this year

This is a bit of a stretch but... 😏

I woke up like this is the middle of the night, but I live alone

This is your sign to have this melanin to yourself all night

This is the sign to buy your boyfriend a pair of Calvin’s 😉

Posting this is the next step of becoming the ultimate sissy