This is why you should never eat off a hotel room dining table.

This is why you should thank daddy every day 😊

This is why you should get a girlfriend with ALMOST no gag reflex...

This is why you should always take me shopping

This is why you should always look after your girl at rap concerts

This is why you should feed your date aphrodisiacs :)

This is why you should go hiking with me

This is why you should go hiking with me

This is why you should let an Argentine ride you

This is why you should let me dance to you

This is why you should let me suck you dick

This is why you should never argue with your gf, she’ll find