My Mom said she had enough of him bullying me and decided to

Today I decided to flee my house before my bully could come over.

Before leaving, Mom said she had a idea to convince my bully

When you spotted your old high school bully at a bar you didn’t

My girlfriend said she wants her friends to try my hole next

You haven't heard from your mom since she went to talk to your

She told him that she just came over to smoke, she sent him this

bubbleShe was a petite girl with pale, natural tits that bounced

To get your bully to stop bothering you, you momma gave her body

My ass is so girly I was able to convince my bud that gooning

We went to Starbucks this morning and ordered a LARGE coffee.

My mom said I had to be a cute pussycat for boys to like me.