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Anyone she dated for more than 3 weeks counts as an "ex"
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She confirmed steroids shrunk most of their balls, though
Always driven to succeed
She honestly has no idea what her body count is
She has a famously sophisticated semen palate
Overachiever
You didn't rate, but your GF says "average" is easier in a relationship
Easiest way to make sure she got some local cock
No need to worry about yoga
Is THAT why she said you might not want to see it?
Hours before she had sex with your for the first time
The reason your wife has no student loan debt
They're all "just friends" now
Always did well in school