Back seat oops 😬 😈

Can I have a seat on your face?

Umm I think your face is my assigned seat?

is the seat on your face available?

Hi babe! Mind if I used your face an my seat please?

Come and take a seat

Do you have a seat for me?

Can I use your face as a seat?

I googled “the best seat in the house” and a picture of your

A true gentleman would offer me a seat…on his face!

Ready to take a seat...is your face free?

Can I have a seat babe?