This counts right?! ;)

This counts as one of my [f]ive a day right?

This counts as an on/off, right? [f]

This counts as a way to wash your hands, right?

This count as masturbation?

This counts as cardio right? (link in comments x)

This counts as a kind of mating press?

this counts, right?

This counts as self care

This counts???

This count for "I like/want to masturbate"?

This count ?