After my mom dressed up to go out, she told me she was going

MMC after my race car catches on fire

MMC after 2 hitmen fill me with bullets

MMC after my rocket's second-stage ignites prematurely

MMC after my truck crashes into Russian monument

MMC after my bus driver thinks he owns the ....railroad ?

MMC after a car knocks me off the street into a ditch

MMC after my accomplice accidentally kills me during a robbery

MMC after my car suddenly ignites

My Venezuelan friend always knows how to make me feel good. After

After my bully caught me using x change, he told me that he was

Me after my bud asks me to be his sissy after being straight