Sorry dinklage, but these space pants look better when i'm not

flat as fuck but still can be a good fuckdoll

I might be the worlds worst stripper ever but at least I look

Flat as fuck. But hope you won't mind :)

Flat as fuck. But hope u don't mind:)

Flat as fuck. But hope you won’t mind :)

Flat as fuck but be honest- smash or pass xx

Flat as fuck but doesn’t mean any less fun

Flat as fuck, but still fuckable though? 😖

I'm a little shy about this one, but don't I look cute and sexy?

They're not perfect, but I'm proud of them

when life gives you something delicious, be proud of them