You were in debt with a shark you couldn't pay back and hid when

You see that necklace? You spent nearly a years allowance on

You just got to his apartment. Your workout partner pushed you

Your girls at my house cuz you didn’t feed her

Your wife went to her favorite musicians concert. You didn’t

Do you want to use her as your toilet too?

You wanted to fuck your sis so hard so quick, you didn’t care

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Pick me as your roommate, you won't regret it

You didn’t believe me that your g spot was in your ass…so

You can come pick her up — he filled her 🫣💦🍑

You sent your Mom to self defence classes so she would be prepared