This is what your wife does when she’s out relieving tension

This is what your girl was doing when she said she was "busy"

This is what your wife's definition of Reclamation Sex after

Don’t tell dad that this is what I get up to when he’s at

This is what I'd send you while you're at work

This is what your husband is eating while you´re at home waiting

I hope this is how your wife Treats you when you get in from

When you’re at work you always think about what your sweet

This is what you get to see when you take me home and I take

Be honest gooners, this is really how you picture yourself when

what if i send you this when you're at work?

This is what your girlfriend is doing when she’s not responding