Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Thicker than my wrist

Thicker than day old oatmeal [/u/sirearljeffries]

Thicker than my wrist (gif)

Thicker than most (f)

Thicker Than You Thought

Thicker than a mf

Thicker Than A MF

I bet I’m thicker than your mom

I’m a mature thicker than a snicker

thicker than you think hum

Thicker than thick.